OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

walkerflexasranger:

and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.

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jarofcunts:

singithigh:

"To all the women who silently made history"

This is truly amazing

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thisgingerisdonewithurshit:

  • joins tumblr to pass time
  • becomes a radical feminist

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If you leave, please stay gone. — Cc (six word story)

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thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

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ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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abmuk:

People ask me what the best thing about having a kid is.
"Forcing them to help me clean the house."

abmuk:

People ask me what the best thing about having a kid is.

"Forcing them to help me clean the house."

women-united:

I was literally told by a guy once “girls only put their phones in their back pockets so that guys will look at their ass”.

Um no maybe we put our phones in our back pockets because our front pockets don’t fuCKING EXIST, THEY’RE JUST FAKE ZIPPERS AND SHIT.

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

(via nae-slayer)

Find someone who understands your silence.

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knowledgeequalsblackpower:

James Brown, the godfather of soul

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500-days-of-autumn:

girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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